Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
CheetahPatient6926 2 mon.agoA cowboy gets captured by a Native American tribe and dragged before the chief. The chief says, “You can earn your freedom if you pass the three-tent challenge. You’ve got 5 minutes for each task.” Tent 1: Drink a whole liter of whiskey. Tent 2: Inside is an old lion with a bad tooth—pull it out. Tent 3: The most beautiful virgin in the tribe—she can’t be a virgin anymore. The cowboy shrugs, takes the whiskey, chugs it down in one go, stumbles out swaying like a tumbleweed in a storm, and heads into tent 2. Suddenly, roars and screams erupt—tent shaking, dust flying, lion growling, cowboy yelling. After five chaotic minutes, the cowboy stumbles out, scratched, torn clothes, hair wild. He wipes his brow and slurs: “Alright… now where’s that girl with the bad tooth?!”
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They can’t even afford windows, but they’ve decided to build a big sign outside of the main building! Each letter is gonna be made out of a different metal… what a stupid idea! I looked at it when it was finished. There was a brass D, a copper R, but then there was a letter I couldn’t quite figure out. It was grey and rusted, with a vertical line and three horizontal lines. ‘What is that?’ I asked. My teacher looked at me. ‘That’s the irony.’
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A urinal cake.
It was my one night stand.
Because Princess Fiona was just a meaty ogre lover
What kind of man do you think I am?
She wanted me to accept her perms and conditioners.
She found her boo
I said "That sounds like a ewe problem"
Apparently he was always Ha-pee. Shared with me by my 10 year old. Not his best work but I was still very proud :-)
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